Tag: anonymous
group name: funandcareerinfo
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December 07, 2007 02:27 PM EST --
The Philosophy of Ambiguity
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor....
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows . . . more
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July 16, 2007 02:40 PM EDT --
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't . . . more
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July 06, 2007 05:59 PM EDT --
Subject: Aliens
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August 30, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. . . . more
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August 31, 2007 11:06 AM EDT --
NEW OFFICE POLICY
Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will
assume you are . . . more
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November 14, 2007 02:54 PM EST --
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does . . . more
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December 22, 2007 12:55 PM EST --
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know . . . more
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July 13, 2007 09:12 AM EDT --
I am very skeptical as to whether this anonymous story is true.
I don't see how anyone could be that dumb.
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
> (the actual AP . . . more
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March 28, 2008 10:28 AM EDT --
A man whose family was a part of German aristocracy prior to World War II, owned a number of large industries and estates. When asked how many German people were true Nazis, the answer he gave can guide . . . more
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April 05, 2008 12:29 PM EDT --
George Carlin on aging!
(Absolutely Brilliant)
George Carlin's Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? . . . more
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May 09, 2008 11:53 AM EDT --
I worked for half those people and worked with the other half.
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail I was at the . . . more
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May 30, 2008 09:56 AM EDT --
25 Ways to improve your health!!
1.) Brush twice a day!
2.) Dress right for the weather.
3.) Visit the dentist regularly.
4.) Get plenty of rest.
. . . more
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May 30, 2008 10:19 AM EDT --
JUST A TAP ON THE SHOULDER
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped
him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
hit . . . more
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June 11, 2008 09:50 AM EDT --
There is a group called "Anonymous" that is demonstrating against the Church of Scientology. The members wear masks, supposedly to prevent Scientology from retaliating against them. However, . . . more
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December 08, 2007 11:29 AM EST --
Common sense is good to have, but never let it master you
for then it might deprive you
of the foolish things it's fun to do.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. . . . more
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December 28, 2007 10:40 AM EST --
Need to diet?
Then let's get started!
Here's the first rule of thumb:
If it tastes good....spit it out.
And remember...
If you must have a cheeseburger and fries . . . more
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December 29, 2007 01:36 PM EST --
My Wish for You in 2008:
May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline . . . more
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February 04, 2008 01:25 PM EST --
This was one of those anonymous e-mails that I get so many of. Supposedly it was a true story, but I find it hard to believe that.
"ALWAYS THOUGHT GREEN SNAKES WERE OK? READ ........" . . . more
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December 27, 2007 11:28 AM EST --
This was written anonymously for obvious reasons. Although this is stigmatizing, I am posting it anyway because it is so funny.
Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
* 1. Schizophrenia . . . more
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February 02, 2008 11:57 AM EST --
Life explained
On the first day, God created the dog and said,
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life . . . more
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