Tag: funny
group name: funandcareerinfo
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October 13, 2007 07:30 AM EDT --
15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMAN
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
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October 16, 2007 04:44 AM EDT --
Q. How do men define a 50-50 relationship?
A. We cook/they eat; we clean/they dirty; we iron/they wrinkle.
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October 16, 2007 05:18 AM EDT --
One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of
Seriousb ack pain. The doctor examines him and asks him "OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient . . . more
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October 16, 2007 04:21 AM EDT --
Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ?
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October 15, 2007 05:53 AM EDT --
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October 07, 2007 06:57 AM EDT --
People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes
People who do less work...
make less mistakes
People who do no work...
make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted
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October 07, 2007 07:00 AM EDT --
Fact: 1
You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
FACT: 2
After reading the first fact, all fools try it.
FACT: 3
Fact 1 is false Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaa!
FACT:4
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October 07, 2007 07:03 AM EDT --
Facts under lined
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction . . . more
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October 15, 2007 04:44 AM EDT --
A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish. The wife wanted to travel around the . . . more
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October 16, 2007 04:45 AM EDT --
Why does an elephant take a shower?
Because he can't fit in the bathtub!
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October 16, 2007 04:46 AM EDT --
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
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October 16, 2007 04:48 AM EDT --
Why do elephants wear pink tennis shoes?
Because white ones get dirty too fast.
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October 16, 2007 04:51 AM EDT --
Why do elephants live in the jungle?
Because they dont have to pay the rent.
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October 16, 2007 04:53 AM EDT --
What did the banana say to the elephant?
Nothing, bananas can't talk.
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October 16, 2007 05:20 AM EDT --
It is match day between America and Iran. On his way to the ground an American fan, wearing his teams shirt and with his face painted, gets run over by a bus. He ascends to the gates of Heaven to find . . . more
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October 15, 2007 04:35 AM EDT --
Tell me the name of the guy who made u pregnant?
Darling: Dear, if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat.
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October 15, 2007 04:37 AM EDT --
This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for . . . more
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October 15, 2007 04:41 AM EDT --
A man is speeding down the freeway when he's stopped by a police car and has to pull over. "Do you realize you were doing 80 m.p.h. in a 60 m.p.h. zone, sir?" asks the policeman. "That's . . . more
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October 15, 2007 04:43 AM EDT --
A boy says, "Daddy, Daddy, I want to get married!" The father says, "For that son, you have to have a boy and a girl." The son says, "I've found a girl." "Who?" . . . more
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October 15, 2007 04:49 AM EDT --
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said. "I'll do the next one." The . . . more
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