Tag: humor
group name: funandcareerinfo
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October 13, 2007 07:30 AM EDT --
15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMAN
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
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July 21, 2007 10:11 AM EDT --
Free Haircut
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After
the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo,
manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
"I'm . . . more
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October 16, 2007 04:21 AM EDT --
Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ?
Scroll Down for answer
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July 20, 2007 10:05 AM EDT --
The Female Rules
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all . . . more
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October 15, 2007 05:53 AM EDT --
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July 21, 2007 09:54 AM EDT --
" Laughter is an instant vacation"
--Merlin Berke
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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday . . . more
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October 07, 2007 06:57 AM EDT --
People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes
People who do less work...
make less mistakes
People who do no work...
make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted
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October 07, 2007 07:00 AM EDT --
Fact: 1
You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
FACT: 2
After reading the first fact, all fools try it.
FACT: 3
Fact 1 is false Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaa!
FACT:4
Now u r laughing . . . more
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October 07, 2007 07:03 AM EDT --
Facts under lined
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction . . . more
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October 15, 2007 04:44 AM EDT --
A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish. The wife wanted to travel around the . . . more
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October 15, 2007 04:38 AM EDT --
1. Never walk without a document in your hands
People with documents in their hand look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re . . . more
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October 15, 2007 04:35 AM EDT --
Tell me the name of the guy who made u pregnant?
Darling: Dear, if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat.
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October 15, 2007 04:41 AM EDT --
A man is speeding down the freeway when he's stopped by a police car and has to pull over. "Do you realize you were doing 80 m.p.h. in a 60 m.p.h. zone, sir?" asks the policeman. "That's . . . more
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October 15, 2007 04:43 AM EDT --
A boy says, "Daddy, Daddy, I want to get married!" The father says, "For that son, you have to have a boy and a girl." The son says, "I've found a girl." "Who?" . . . more
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October 15, 2007 04:49 AM EDT --
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said. "I'll do the next one." The . . . more
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October 15, 2007 04:50 AM EDT --
MBBS Final Exams, Question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her pu_ s _ . Only few students like me who wrote: Pulse - Passed.
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October 15, 2007 04:54 AM EDT --
Last night at a party, someone yelled: Married guys, stand next to the person who's made your life worth living! The bartender was almost crushed!
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October 15, 2007 04:55 AM EDT --
Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.
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October 15, 2007 04:57 AM EDT --
Height of optimism:
Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded!
Major: Excellent! We can attack in any direction now!
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October 15, 2007 04:58 AM EDT --
Sign in a pathology: It might be piss and shit for u, but for us it is bread and butter
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