Tag: joke
group name: funandcareerinfo
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July 21, 2007 09:45 AM EDT --
*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the . . . more
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July 21, 2007 10:11 AM EDT --
Free Haircut
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After
the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo,
manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
"I'm . . . more
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July 21, 2007 09:48 AM EDT --
Girlfriend: Did you miss me while I was away??
Boyfriend: Were you away??
Boyfriend: I love you and I could die for you!
Girlfriend: How soon??
Boyfriend: May I hold your hand??
Girlfriend: No thanks, . . . more
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July 20, 2007 10:05 AM EDT --
The Female Rules
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all . . . more
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July 21, 2007 09:54 AM EDT --
" Laughter is an instant vacation"
--Merlin Berke
************ ***
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday . . . more
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July 16, 2007 02:40 PM EDT --
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't . . . more
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July 06, 2007 05:59 PM EDT --
Subject: Aliens
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> Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that
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August 30, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. . . . more
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August 31, 2007 11:06 AM EDT --
NEW OFFICE POLICY
Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will
assume you are . . . more
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December 22, 2007 12:55 PM EST --
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know . . . more
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July 13, 2007 09:12 AM EDT --
I am very skeptical as to whether this anonymous story is true.
I don't see how anyone could be that dumb.
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
> (the actual AP . . . more
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August 01, 2007 02:06 PM EDT --
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the . . . more
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September 04, 2007 07:48 PM EDT --
The LAWYER and the DUCK
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence that said in big bold . . . more
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December 22, 2007 01:09 PM EST --
I don't know if this is true or not. I thought it was funny even if somebody made it up. Somebody e-mailed it to me.
This is too sweet to keep to myself.
Merry Christmas Everyone! . . . more
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May 30, 2008 10:19 AM EDT --
JUST A TAP ON THE SHOULDER
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped
him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
hit . . . more
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July 25, 2008 01:14 PM EDT --
This is a terrible joke, but it was so funny that I had to post it.
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July 25, 2008 01:26 PM EDT --
_Never Argue with a Woman_
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. . . . more
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December 11, 2007 07:58 PM EST --
Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man"
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree can stay up from Thanksgiving until New Years. . . . more
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June 13, 2008 09:46 AM EDT --
"The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of those who don't do anything about it." . . . more
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February 04, 2008 01:25 PM EST --
This was one of those anonymous e-mails that I get so many of. Supposedly it was a true story, but I find it hard to believe that.
"ALWAYS THOUGHT GREEN SNAKES WERE OK? READ ........" . . . more
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