Tag: jokes
group name: funandcareerinfo
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October 25, 2007 07:55 AM EDT --
A man was praying to god.
He said, "God?"
God responded, "Yes?"
And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question?"
"Go right ahead", God said.
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October 26, 2007 04:37 AM EDT --
*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the . . . more
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October 25, 2007 07:24 AM EDT --
Last night, my friends and i went to a ladies night club. One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck . . . more
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October 25, 2007 07:50 AM EDT --
Some rules cannot be followed
A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day
and told him to come into her office.
" What is your name?" was the . . . more
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October 25, 2007 08:02 AM EDT --
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular . . . more
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July 21, 2007 09:45 AM EDT --
*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the . . . more
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July 21, 2007 10:11 AM EDT --
Free Haircut
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After
the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo,
manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
"I'm . . . more
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July 21, 2007 09:48 AM EDT --
Girlfriend: Did you miss me while I was away??
Boyfriend: Were you away??
Boyfriend: I love you and I could die for you!
Girlfriend: How soon??
Boyfriend: May I hold your hand??
Girlfriend: No thanks, . . . more
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October 07, 2007 06:57 AM EDT --
People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes
People who do less work...
make less mistakes
People who do no work...
make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted
That's . . . more
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October 24, 2007 08:46 AM EDT --
One man got a child
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1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you?
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July 21, 2007 09:54 AM EDT --
" Laughter is an instant vacation"
--Merlin Berke
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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday . . . more
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October 07, 2007 07:00 AM EDT --
Fact: 1
You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
FACT: 2
After reading the first fact, all fools try it.
FACT: 3
Fact 1 is false Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaa!
FACT:4
Now u r laughing . . . more
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October 07, 2007 07:03 AM EDT --
Facts under lined
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction . . . more
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October 15, 2007 04:44 AM EDT --
A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish. The wife wanted to travel around the . . . more
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October 15, 2007 04:35 AM EDT --
Tell me the name of the guy who made u pregnant?
Darling: Dear, if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat.
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October 15, 2007 04:37 AM EDT --
This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for . . . more
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October 15, 2007 04:41 AM EDT --
A man is speeding down the freeway when he's stopped by a police car and has to pull over. "Do you realize you were doing 80 m.p.h. in a 60 m.p.h. zone, sir?" asks the policeman. "That's . . . more
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October 15, 2007 04:43 AM EDT --
A boy says, "Daddy, Daddy, I want to get married!" The father says, "For that son, you have to have a boy and a girl." The son says, "I've found a girl." "Who?" . . . more
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October 15, 2007 04:49 AM EDT --
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said. "I'll do the next one." The . . . more
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October 15, 2007 04:50 AM EDT --
MBBS Final Exams, Question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her pu_ s _ . Only few students like me who wrote: Pulse - Passed.
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